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Electrical panel on the fritz? Shoot it! 

Little gold diamond yelling "nyah nyah nyah! you can't catch me!" ?

All the bad guys shouting at the same time? "LET'S GOBMUGALUBLUMUH!"

One bad guy reeeeally wanting you to go f*ck yourself?

"You look like you got some GAAaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAass" quite possibly the most annoying NPC ever?

 

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haha I like this, I'm going to have so come up with some stuff

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Civilian with guns, or widely known as 'Rioter', can shoot their SMGs straight to your chest, while strafing, looking aside, and holding the gun like it's a toy gun.

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I can be tinkering with my gear and be in the menus in the ToC and random NPCs in suits can bump into me and knock me out of my menus.  Gotta find a corner to Blair Witch when you work on your character. 

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Cleaners with flamethrowers that have a range of 40m+ and which can bend 'round corners. 

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The Falcon Lost trench <drops mic>

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Your last gunfight was five minutes ago...but you can't leave the Dark Zone because you're still "in combat."

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"Oh,no, they killed Alex!" 

"They got Dylan!"

Plethora of woolie hats, the diaspora of languages from civilians in need, but just two dead dudes.

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"So what the hell is 'outside the playable area'?" -my buddy whilst playing tonight.

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Gunfight in the street and civilians walking/running straight through the middle without being hit. Meanwhile you're in cover being melted by a pistol-sniper from 30m. 

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Both my buddy and I getting stuck on the same ladder in the middle of a UG mission.  Black hole ladders FTW!

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They say Dark Zone is a higher-level contaminated zone where the virus is mostly spreading at.

Yet everyone locked in there are stronger than the ones in the healthier area.

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Rogues are agents who have disavowed The Division rules.

They killed The Division agents, then called and extract the items to be theirs, while they have nametag on the bag and is marked as Rogue? Totally OK.

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These Rogue agents have killed so many our clean The Division agents who are trying to salvage guns from Dark Zone.

They survived bounty for 15 minutes? Jesus has removed their sin. Let them back and let's throw a party.

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City has been torn apart. It is dead and separated into 2 zones. What do we do to best rebuild this?

Make two different main currencies for two zones we have and let's lock our agents from getting the best gear to stop the threats.

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Confusion as to why "highly combat and survival trained federal agents" insist on using perhaps the WORSE TYPE OF BACKPACK EVER INVENTED (cross mounted messenger bags) and don't have access still to MOLLE gear

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Wondering why bodies still litter the streets even though the threat level in the area is about as high as "Matthew has a mildly grumpy Chihuahua"?

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Its quicker to use some mythical fast travel feature designed for long distance travel than it is to walk down a 20m hallway

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Specially trained for the worst case.

Only know elbow smack and handgun slap for close combat

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Elevator rage

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Tho, they stopped being able to smack the door in some missions

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When finding that certain bobble hat you saw your friend wearing feels more elated than getting that 220 gear score shotgun 

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Going inside contaminated area with street clothes. Visit places still with that very same clothes.

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Taking down the top weekly HVT only to have you or a teammate get taken down by the lvl 30 red mobs in the area.  

Running an all shotgun character and champing it up to take down all the snipers when your team gets stomped on the above HVT.

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Gear Score 194: DPS - 155k / Toughness - 365k

Gear Score 207: DPS - 117k / Toughness - 129k

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Dodge out of the red circle before the explosion... die anyway...

Cant get the enemy in your sights, keep getting shot by them anyway...

Walk down the stairs very slowly in to the Underground to find you still need to take a lift as well.

A fire engine with mortars and no wheels firing indoors and hitting their own guys and still more guys come rushing in.

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Baddies wearing glasses and crash helmets in the underground. 

Cleaners' flamethrowers hitting everything but the explosive red barrel/gas bottle/extinguisher next to them. 

 

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Dying in the green glitter of your assorted first aid skill.

Dying and watching you're med kit proc.  

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